Child bearing hips.

I've always been small chested - 36A and proud! And i've always had slightly wide hips, but oh my god. If i lived in the 18th century and the whole 'women with red hair are witches' thing didn't exist, men would have been throwing themselves at me and my extra wide child bearing hips. I've just put on a "skater skirt", the ones that are supposed to be flattering on any figure, and i look hippy. Like i said i've always had wide hips, and i've always known that because i have small boobs i have to keep my hips in check so my body looks proportioned. Apparently, my body doesn't think so! It looks like my hips are proportioned so wide apart that i could give birth to a rhino with relative ease. And that's all because i have let myself lose control, and therefor fat has found it's little hibernating spot on my hips, bum and thighs. Even my stomach is starting to look soft! 

So i am doing a food plan. And instead of just writing my food plan down in my planner/diary, i'll also write in on my blog the day before. My food for tomorrow is - 

Porridge with golden syrup - 250

Apple - 70

Stirfry - 250 

Three bean soup - 300

Orange - 50

2 litres of water with squash - 60

Total - 980 Calories

In other news i was playing with my dog yesterday, and she's lurking in the area of nearly a mature dog and still being a puppy. Well her puppy self lets her get carried away when playing. So basically she accidentally bit me yesterday with her very adult teeth. She didn't pierce the skin but my arm is painful to the touch, red and blue, and slightly swollen. As soon as she did it, she stopped, slowly walked over to me and started licking 'the wound', bless her. I wanted to kill her and hug her all at the same time.

Oh and before i forget, i figured out that i'm only getting about £60 a week with my part time job. Which means i have to find another part time job. As soon as i do i think i'll get a Brazilian wax and join my local gym...

M x